22 Things Every Australian Thinks When They Travel To America

1.Oh, they don't include tax in the advertised price. Whoops.



2.I want to buy everything and do everything.


3.Everything is so cheap!


4.  Are all these people walking around right now carrying guns or...?



5.And their Kmart really is worse.


6.It is so confusing that pedestrian crossings make no sound.


7.American TV is the worst in the best possible way.


8.These constant prescription-drug ads are the weirdest, though.



9.OMG they still advertise tobacco here?!



10.Why are there no switches on any power outlets? They just, like, constantly have electricity running to these things?



11.WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE 
 MASSIVE GAPS IN TOILET CUBICLE DOORS?!






12.Do I have to tip EVERYBODY?!



13.LOOK AT ALL THE CANDY.



14. Although I really wish I'd packed some Vegemite.



15.Food is like NEXT LEVEL...and I am here for it, tbh.



16.The serving sizes really are so massive.



17.Actually, all these things I've seen in movies make me feel like I'm in a movie.





18.All these accents make me feel like I've stepped into a movie.




19.Wow, Americans are SUPER polite.



20.All this money looks the same — how do they tell it apart...


21.And is a dollar bill really necessary?



22.Plus, why do pennies still exist?



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